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• Cat - the furry kind

• My fl1 used to be a home for 2 farm cats. Initially I could use the remote fob to
  create a cat dispensing machine. They soon got wise and wouldn't shift until i opened the door, eventually not unti ...
chicken george Replies: 4 Views: 5796 Forum:General Posted: 4th Jun 2018 3:53 pm Subject: Cat - the furry kind

• For the vertically challenged among us...

• I use a window cleaning stick from morrisons pefrol sfation. Basically a foot wide cleaning pad on a cranked pole,
  Or use a conifer as I did for the conservatory
  
  https://disco5.co.uk/gallery/10641 ...
chicken george Replies: 27 Views: 33192 Forum:Tip and Tricks Posted: 1st Jun 2018 9:07 am Subject: For the vertically challenged among us...

• Kielder

• I remember is both doing it in freelanders in 2009. In the snowy blizzard/brilliant sunshine
chicken george Replies: 9 Views: 13424 Forum:Off Road Posted: 21st May 2018 11:22 am Subject: Kielder

• 'Service Required' after only 5,000 miles!?

• I gave up with the very disco bloke months ago, He seems to be on a mission to save LR owners from themselves. and will use any info can find to twist the truth to suit his needs.
  He drips his po ...
chicken george Replies: 718 Views: 744647 Forum:Faults and Fixes Posted: 13th May 2018 9:20 am Subject: 'Service Required' after only 5,000 miles!?

• 'Service Required' after only 5,000 miles!?

• As we have been told, it all depends on driving style. I suspect they are being careful to define a journey mix which they know guarantees that the AR will complete. For everyone.
  
  Yes and you are t ...
chicken george Replies: 718 Views: 744647 Forum:Faults and Fixes Posted: 12th May 2018 5:40 pm Subject: 'Service Required' after only 5,000 miles!?

• 'Service Required' after only 5,000 miles!?

• very rare our car drives on 1 hour long trips yet no problems, go figure?
  
  plenty of 30 minute drives
chicken george Replies: 718 Views: 744647 Forum:Faults and Fixes Posted: 12th May 2018 1:48 pm Subject: 'Service Required' after only 5,000 miles!?

• 'Service Required' after only 5,000 miles!?

• thats an example of typical driving pattern not the full regen requirement, stop finding the worst possible elements of everything
chicken george Replies: 718 Views: 744647 Forum:Faults and Fixes Posted: 12th May 2018 12:46 pm Subject: 'Service Required' after only 5,000 miles!?

• 'Service Required' after only 5,000 miles!?

• Thats just very disco exagerating everything to the max as usual. Take his info with a large pinch of salt. Or read it in a salt mine.
chicken george Replies: 718 Views: 744647 Forum:Faults and Fixes Posted: 12th May 2018 9:26 am Subject: 'Service Required' after only 5,000 miles!?

• 'Service Required' after only 5,000 miles!?

• It is a problem on DS. But software updates have improved things already. The difference between the Land rover system and the Honda mentioned by dishonest John is that LR place the heat loving DOC ...
chicken george Replies: 718 Views: 744647 Forum:Faults and Fixes Posted: 8th May 2018 9:22 pm Subject: 'Service Required' after only 5,000 miles!?

• Land Rover Assist accident claim managment

• Always used nfu. Shame car claims are now through a call centre not local branch. The nfu difference they pay not argue.
  
  Kids left ipad behind on holiday. I rang nfu, but had no reciept for ipad. ...
chicken george Replies: 8 Views: 11495 Forum:My Discovery 5 Posted: 23rd Apr 2018 1:48 pm Subject: Land Rover Assist accident claim managment

• 'Service Required' after only 5,000 miles!?

• Tourag will have been an ealier euro spec so emmisions system less technical I imagine.?
  
  My farm merlo forklift has a 4 cylinder turbo diesel. The dash display shows the restriction level of the ...
chicken george Replies: 718 Views: 744647 Forum:Faults and Fixes Posted: 3rd Apr 2018 3:15 pm Subject: 'Service Required' after only 5,000 miles!?

• Ridges on bonnet

• Ripon is one Borougbbridge too, not saying the RRs was unparkable, but having a smaller car is a breeze.
  
  I hate parking where my kids can open doors and bang other cars, drives me insane, and ...
chicken george Replies: 21 Views: 28917 Forum:Tip and Tricks Posted: 2nd Apr 2018 12:40 pm Subject: Ridges on bonnet

• Ridges on bonnet

• I feel kike buying a D5 just so I can properly jump forums. But seemingly I have the only reliable Disco sport in the world,and its only costing £320/mth on never never Id better keep on with it.
  ...
chicken george Replies: 21 Views: 28917 Forum:Tip and Tricks Posted: 2nd Apr 2018 11:39 am Subject: Ridges on bonnet

• Ridges on bonnet

• 10 years on freel 2 with no arguments, Im not all bad.
chicken george Replies: 21 Views: 28917 Forum:Tip and Tricks Posted: 2nd Apr 2018 12:16 am Subject: Ridges on bonnet

• Ridges on bonnet

• no just banned form defending LR on the other forum
chicken george Replies: 21 Views: 28917 Forum:Tip and Tricks Posted: 1st Apr 2018 6:20 pm Subject: Ridges on bonnet